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I went to the store the other day, and I was in there
for only about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a
parking ticket. So I went up to him and said,
"Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the
ticket. So I called him
a pencil-necked tyrant. He glared at me and started
writing another
ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of
horse s**t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20
minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't
care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun
each day. It's important.

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