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Subject: Men strike back!

For Those Who Can Handle The Truth!!!!!!!
Men strike back!

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to find the right woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never
be able to support you.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to
the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a
bald head and a big gut, and still think they are sexy.

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women
who can handle the truth...

 iglesia@su-iglesia.com

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