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Programers

Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better computer
programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an
agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge. They set
themselves before their computers and begin. They are given the
task, and begin to type furiously, lines of code streaming up the
screen for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the
competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity.

Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is
over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan
indignantly protests, “I have nothing! I lost it all when the power
went out.” “Very well, then,” says God, “let us see if Jesus fared
any better.” Jesus enters a command and the screen comes to life
with a vivid display, as the voices of an angelic choir pour forth
from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters, "B-b-but how? I
lost everything, yet Jesus’s program is intact! How did he do it?”
God chuckles, “Satan, when are you going to learn ... Jesus saves!”


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