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For your morning laugh.
Corporate Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which
one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps
herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there
stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says,
"I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked
in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in
the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her
husband asks from the shower "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 dollars he
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit
and risk in advance with your stakeholders, you may be in a position to
prevent avoidable exposure.
Corporate Lesson 2
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He
stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and crossed
her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had
a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he
stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and
said, "Father, remember psalm 119:14?" The priest was flustered and
apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he
was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 119:14?"
Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and
went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to
retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 119:14. It Said, "I have rejoiced
in the way, as much as in all riches"
Moral of the story: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss
a great opportunity!
Corporate Lesson 3
A sales representative, an administration clerk and their manager are
walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a
genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant
three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof ! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing
on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas
and the love of my life beside me." Poof! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want
those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let your boss make his decision first.
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