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ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN LATINO? HOW CAN YOU TELL FOR
by: Daniel Carrillo
1.) Your parents made you sleep under the church "BANCAS" while the pastor preached.
2.) You know someone who was an original member of the "NUEVA JERUSALEN"
3.) When your parents made you write a whole chapter of the bible for getting bad grades at school
4.) If you know someone who prays using the words "PAPITO LINDO" or "BENDICE SENOR A TU PUEBLO"
5.) You thought "pongase de pies" and "tome sus asientos" was christian aerobics for the elderly.
6.) Your mom cleaned your face with her 'salivated wet thumb' before going to church!
7.) Sunday dinner consisted of 'PRO-TEMPLO' food.
8.) Someone has told you "ESO ES DEL DIABLO!"
9.) You brought your pillow to 'VIGILIAS'
10.) You had a pentecostal experience while praying for the food at SWISS CHALET!
11.) "ALABALE, ALABALE, ALABALE QUE EL VIVE" Enough said!!
12.) DANNY BERRIOS RULES!!!!
13.) The word 'SANTO!' makes your head shake
If you don't need any explanations, you know you are truly a Christian Latino!
Send this to all your Christian Latino friends!!!!
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