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A married couple was asleep when the telephone rang at two in the
morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the telephone, listened a
moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung
up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know; some
woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a makeup compact
on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the
mirror, and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says,
"Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second
one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating onher, so she goes out
and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens
the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really
angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is
overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her own head. The
boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She
proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them. "A friend says, "OK,
what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh that's easy: W."
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
A blonde had just totalled her car in a horrific accident.
Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch
and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the
trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an
elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Why, yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde
chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he
surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde
began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE
pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another
tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the
right and there wasanother tree! I swerved to the left and there was...."
"Uh, ma'am, 'the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on
this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported
the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a
K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the
porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on
the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned," I come home to find all my
possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a "BLIND POLICEMAN" !!!!
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